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Bill Clinton & Eileen Wellstone -




REMEMBER... - When oral sex was our biggest oval office concern?


TAGS: low info voters
Rating: 4.42/5

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JGalt - April 23, 2013, 6:09 pm
Ever heard of this thing called comedy? Lighten up dude!
mustangsalee - April 23, 2013, 5:02 pm
Monica Lewinsky was born in '73, idiot! Get your facts straight!


Trump's Racist Quotes -


TAGS: donald trump racist rino fake republican fraud bigot charlatan big government progressive statist gop clown authoritarian tyrant autocrat bully
Rating: 5/5

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twiddleedeee - August 19, 2016, 11:23 pm
Trump isn't racist. That Muslim Obama and lesbo Hillary are racist. Who are you going to trust with their gut to protect us from the filthy ragheads? The founders of ISIS, or an outsider with brass balls who says it like it is? Trump/Pence 2016!!!!


Draft-Dodger Trump Said Sleeping Around Was My ‘Personal Vietnam’ -




LOW INFORMATION VOTERS- SURPRISED AT WHAT IS HAPPENING IN SYRIA TODAY -


TAGS: low information voters
Rating: 4.69/5

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RonaldReagan - February 7, 2017, 12:58 am
Another fake news crapsterpiece. The guy who claimed to ph**ograph the Lochness monster has more credibility that the author of this, even after admitting on his deathbed the monster was a hoax. heh


Hillary Says: ‘Dirty money is still money' -




DON'T JUST SCREAM AT THE TV - Have fun while rome is burning.


TAGS: obama clown
Rating: 4.54/5

More politifakes by todd snyder

ICEMAN - June 20, 2013, 5:12 pm
Forgot "We need common sense legislation".
funnyguy88 - October 17, 2012, 12:33 pm
Good one !! that's clever. well done, keep em' coming. :)


BOZO THE CLOWN - The real one was better


TAGS: obama the clown
Rating: 3.51/5

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Comedian1298 - November 24, 2012, 1:00 am
most clowns cost less though


Support -


TAGS: edward snowden whistleblower freedom hero
Rating: 4.33/5

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fauxnews - February 26, 2014, 10:51 pm
Don't worry, bro. I got your back. I gave him some great advice about you. I also gave him some great 'bait.' Thanks for biting X-D hoohoohaahaa ROFLCOPTER Didn't your "Auntie liberal" ever tell you, don't take candy from strangers? Thank you for playing
OTC - February 26, 2014, 9:18 pm
Hope you 2 girls had fun with your gossip
OTC - February 26, 2014, 7:34 pm
I think he should have been given a 'medal' of honor
RonaldReagan - February 26, 2014, 4:21 pm
Okay
fauxnews - February 26, 2014, 3:54 pm
What can I say?You got me red-handed! :-) OTC and I go WAY back.Yes,he and I are close friends.The best of friends in fact.But I think you got my pal all wrong.You deeply misunderstand him.Here,I will PERSONALLY message you and tell you ALL about him X-D
RonaldReagan - February 26, 2014, 1:38 am
What's your beef? Did the make-believe "marine" send you to fight his battles for him now? You one of his pals? And who you supposed to be-From World War 2? FOXnews, btw, is heads and shoulders above anything the liberal media has to peddle.Spell it right
fauxnews - February 26, 2014, 12:39 am
You're joking Mr.President (lol)Right? Funny,I hear his voice when you post. As much as I admire your spunk,this is plain silly. Seriously,Snow is a tool of the highest order.Like a**ange,he pretends it’s all about justice,but it's really all about 'him'
RonaldReagan - February 14, 2014, 1:37 pm
This man should be given a metal of honor.
AlphaForce - January 28, 2014, 6:18 pm
I'm proud to be a p***ert. I'm amazed at some of my friends and the illegal things they say on the phone. I've been telling them for years they need to watch what they say. I bet they all freaked out when the NSA thing came out.
Curlyrocks - January 28, 2014, 9:54 am
I agree with you that the phone or E-mail is already too easy to hack for people with a secret. But I wasn't so open about being a disgusting p***ert I would say the government has no right to know what me and other consenting adults do.
AlphaForce - January 28, 2014, 3:26 am
Frankly I could care less about them spying on people. 1) I don't have anything to hide. 2) DON'T Discuss anything on the phone you want to hide. Anyone can listen, even every day people. Modern Technology makes it available to everyone.
MashiMashi - December 22, 2013, 12:54 pm
now that it's cold in Russia he wants to goto Brazil to investigate if America was spying on them.....hmmm not Donkeystand or outer slobovia but Brazil, this is your hero. Rally around everybody what sacrififce.
Renza - June 26, 2013, 10:22 am
yeah, bureaucratic channels are known for their efficiency, surely it would have been effective to use those rather than just give the information out.
StoneTools - June 26, 2013, 9:03 am
As a govt contractor, I can tell you that there are, most a**uredly, vehicles to report waste, fraud, and abuse which will not splash back on the reporting individual. Congress is not in the list of whistleblower capable channels.
Renza - June 26, 2013, 7:42 am
I'm sure if he told congress - who already knew about the program before hand - they would do something about it, right?
Curlyrocks - June 25, 2013, 9:04 pm
I'm sorry I try not to be a total conspiracy nut but since it's already proven I can tell you there is no legal channel to stand up against this. There are billions in $ at play here and any threats to those construction and tec contracts will be buried.
StoneTools - June 25, 2013, 5:21 pm
There are legal channels for classified programs to report waste, fraud, and abuse without retribution. He ignored them.
Reality Lord - June 25, 2013, 3:30 pm

will the head of the CIA be on trial for breaching the laws established by the constitution? is the greater threat to american freedom the actions taken against its own people by its own people.
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 12:01 pm
A whistleblower uses any channels to raise concerns, even "illegal" ones when others are impossible to use... EVER CONSIDERED THAT?
WTFO - June 18, 2013, 11:16 pm
This POS is not a whistleblower or a watchdog. Watchdog agencies work from outside the govt mainly thru FOIA requests. Whistleblowers work from within the govt but utilize legal channels to raise concerns. Regardless of the NSA's actions, he's a traitor.


Toy Soldier Trump -




socialists -




RED STATES ARE LOWEST IQ STATES - FOX NEWS IS MAKING RIGHTISTS RETARDS


TAGS: red states low iq s stupid
Rating: 1.19/5

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KALKAM - October 16, 2012, 2:31 am
http://www.politifake.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=9319
KALKAM - October 16, 2012, 2:25 am
Great point! So how do you think the people in #4 feel about the taxing people making over 250K a year thing? Bear in mind if a teacher is married to a fireman they make over 250K a year...or is this you are hearing about it?
KALKAM - October 16, 2012, 2:19 am
But the "smartest" state elected him didn't they? Again and again...wasn't that your point? High IQ=better voting? Good to see you like the united bi-partisan approach though!
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:45 am
methinks he's been ingesting too much embalming fluid. I wonder how bad the fumes alone are messing up his head
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 12:34 am

Agreed. "Opiates don't f*** up the mind"? LOLwut?..... Crazytown.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:26 am
Oh yes it does. Look at Edgar Allen Poe. He was wasted on it most of the time. Supposedly the only way he could write the wacky stuff he wrote.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:25 am
What's that have to do with anything? They are personal friends.
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:28 pm
Opiates don't f*** up the mind to that extreme. You smoke medical marijuana?
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:27 pm
No, it's highly accurate.
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:26 pm
Lieberman? LMAO, he was kissing McCain's a** throughout the entire 2008 campaign.
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:25 pm
One term Mitt - they Chose EMK for the senate, not Mittstery.
arnnatz - October 15, 2012, 7:15 pm
or a chart I made up when I was zonked on opiates
thatmfguy - October 15, 2012, 7:04 pm
Title should have been "logical fallacies"
KALKAM - October 15, 2012, 6:08 pm
#1 on the list elected a good Senator...
KALKAM - October 15, 2012, 4:21 pm
#2 on the list elected Mitt as governor...


Bill Nye the Socialist Clown -




FREDERICA WILSON - The official Congressional Race Pimp and Rodeo Clown!




ENERGY INDEPENDENCE - If we could just harness the wind from this blowhard.




The Real Problem With Trump -


TAGS: donald trump rino fake republican new york liberal statist progressive statist authoritarian tyrant despot blowhard elitist egomaniac populist clown charlatan fraud con artist
Rating: 5/5

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BlackLivesMatter - March 28, 2016, 11:13 am
/so, you're sayin, "because all candidates suck, "VOTE TRUMP!~if you are corrupt, go big or go home!" - world class brilliant logic you got there./
freasy - March 28, 2016, 10:23 am
And whats the difference between any other Candidate???


Draft Dodger Trump -




Anthony Johnson -


TAGS: low information voters first slave owner black man named anthony johnson
Rating: 3.75/5

More politifakes by OTC

MMessEnnBeeCee - June 3, 2015, 3:00 pm
You probably shouldn't use wikipedia, it's akin to the Onion and run by hacks.
calron - May 25, 2015, 9:02 pm
Here's another one, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Johnson_(colonist)#Significance_of_Casor_suit Anthony was the first slave to be held in servitude for a lifetime without ever committing a crime.
Cannabal - May 23, 2015, 9:27 pm
You bet, love, you bet.
rebeccaolsen - May 17, 2015, 9:47 pm
I think the key word in #76289 was the word "dummy." :) Can always count on you to keep it real, Cannabal. Don't be a stranger, mmmk? ;) See you around doll.
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 17, 2015, 9:03 pm
What? Are you trying to say that cannabal is not your real name? the horror!
Cannabal - May 17, 2015, 2:28 pm
Becky, Becky, don't get wound up, this site is nothing but propaganda. Besides, MSNBC is a dummy profile, like the majority of the profiles on this website.
rebeccaolsen - May 17, 2015, 11:49 am
But if it had been breibart.com, the Heartland institute, Fox news, or any other rightwing source, you'd be just fine with it, denier. Pot. I'd like you to meet Kettle :) You two should get along JUST fine, hun
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 17, 2015, 8:40 am
"The Centre for Research on Globalization will not be held responsible or liable for any inaccurate or incorrect statements contained in Global Research articles."
Cannabal - May 16, 2015, 9:08 pm
http://www.globalresearch.ca/the-irish-slave-trade-the-forgotten-white-slaves/31076
Cannabal - May 16, 2015, 9:08 pm
Certainly. You'll find this interesting because, as it turns out, slavery was well institutionalized before Anthony Johnson legally edified, so Mr. Johnson here is getting a little bit too much credit for slavery in the New World.
calron - May 16, 2015, 8:58 pm
I've heard of white people being kept as slaves as well. But I don't have anything on whether it was legal before the ruling and black indentured servants. Care to cite a source?
Cannabal - May 16, 2015, 8:41 pm
How about the fact that slavery was religiously based as well as supported before it became racially based?
calron - May 16, 2015, 8:15 pm
That might be enough requirements.
Cannabal - May 16, 2015, 7:24 pm
I make here the proclamation that this misinformation should be subject to immediate renunciation, for it is a misconception brought about by miscomprehension of historical revelation.
OTC - May 11, 2015, 5:47 pm
How about the first legal slave ownership since Johnson went to court for the rights
Curlyrocks - May 11, 2015, 3:44 pm
The 1st slave in the New World would have been some native man or women captured by an enemy band.
calron - May 10, 2015, 12:19 am
I do believe that the first slave in the new world was given the title as punishment for trying to skip out on his indentured servitude, but this is the first to claim a right to own black people.


Being a liberal usually means.... -




OBAMA'S LOW INFORMATION VOTERS CAN ALWAYS BE COUNTED ON TO CHASE AFTER WORTHLESS, SHINEY OBJECTS -


TAGS: obama low information voters
Rating: 5/5

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KaBoom - July 1, 2013, 7:34 pm
That is funny.
terroraustralis - June 24, 2013, 2:38 am
this is the best post you're ever made. 5L.


to be consistent, -




The Media vets Nothing -




NEVER TRUMP!!! -


TAGS: donald trump draft dodger coward rino fake republican new york liberal statist progressive statist authoritarian tyrant despot blowhard elitist egomaniac populist clown charlatan fraud con artist
Rating: 5/5

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truthteller - May 1, 2016, 1:29 am
got my political fix for the evening. Catch y'all on the flip.
truthteller - May 1, 2016, 12:52 am
I heard a funny joke when I went hiking with some Canadians buddies the other day.They said to me either you Americans will have the first woman president, the first Jewish president, the first Canadian-born President, or your LAST President.
freasy - April 4, 2016, 10:39 am
There is no choice, Hilary and Trump, that is the best we can do???


Eat the rich? -




ATTENTION LOW INFORMATION VOTERS - What the Frack where you thinking?




Eat the Rich -




FOX NEWS - Breeding ignorance since 1996




The Art Of War -


TAGS: war isis iraq president clown
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 12, 2014, 11:02 pm
Thank you :)
Thegde - September 12, 2014, 12:22 pm
5L


HYPOCRISY -




Draft Dodger Trump -




THE LORD GIVETH - The IRS taketh away.




REBELS - without a clue.




TEST TO FOLLOW IN NOVEMBER 2012 - Remember, November is rodent extermination month.




GO FORTH AND LIE, LIE, LIE -




OBAMACARE - Is going to be hard for America to swallow




KHMER ROUGE MASSACRE -




The Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations -




WHEN MY GRANDFATHER WAS ALIVE -




MARTIN LUTHER KING JR SAID: - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and consciencious stupidity.”




THE FEAR OF CLOWNS -




ALL OF OBAMA'S LOW-INFORMATION VOTERS WILL NOT HAVE THE SLIGHTEST CLUE WHAT THIS POSTER MEANS -


TAGS: obama low information voters
Rating: 5/5

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blesic - September 6, 2014, 5:37 pm
The Constitution is a flexible document that can be changed by the government.


Thank You -




Draft Dodger Trump -




LIBERAL - Self-defense plan




HERMAN CAIN - Change we can believe in.




OBAMA ZOMBIES - Similar to regular zombies only they don't care about brains.




Last year.... -




‘Intentional’ Accident -




Liberal Logic -




Jon Stewart's Horrendous Hypocrisy -




THAT'S - What one $ trillion in debt looks like. Anybody but Obama 2012.




FOR EXAMPLE - Election Day 2012.




Federal government paying churches to help illegals -


TAGS: low information liberals
Rating: 4.38/5

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OTC - July 14, 2014, 9:51 am
Well, we did have that speck of summer recovery back in 2010
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 8:18 am
and now you have mexico fast tracking the migration from their southern border to the US border.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 8:14 am
How is it strange when we have a country teetering on bankruptcy and obama opens the floodgates for tens of thousands of illegals who are being treated better than our veterans? And being supplied with so much at the taxpayers' expense?
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 10:20 pm
No doubt.
terroraustralis - July 13, 2014, 10:14 pm
i oppose illegal immigration just as much as anyone else, but it seems strange to me how much hate christians seem to have for their fellow christians.
OTC - July 13, 2014, 6:42 am
All the illegals seem to be Catholics which is why the feds are funneling money to the Catholic churches, but thanks for proving my point.
terroraustralis - July 13, 2014, 2:36 am
i dont trust that jesus guy, he sounds like a hippie, and all the illegals seem to know him!


TODAY'S POLLS - Nice.




THE CLOWN: GOP CONSTANTLY PUSHING BACK AGAINST REFORMS - What reforms?!?! This administration has burdened U.S. businesses with more regs than any other in history. Reforms-HA!




FUNDRAISING IN HOLLYWOOD - After meeting with Hollywood's elite, next comes the dinner with the lemmings at the cliffs on Mulholland drive...




KING OF THE LOW INFORMATION IDIOTS -




OBAMA 2012 - Choice of the Communists.




Loony Liberals -




IT'S LIKE WOODSTOCK - Except the iPhones, Starbucks, designer jeans and hats, lack of a direction, addition of unions.......




Stupid Things Liberals Say -




Technology -




DEMOCRAT LOW INFORMATION VOTERS AREN'T BORN, THEY ARE MASS PRODUCED -




“If you're demanding a rodeo jester be thrown in the dungeons for mocking the king, don't pretend you support a free country,” -




low information politicians -




LOW-INFORMATION VOTER -




LOW INFORMATION VOTERS - Won't understand this!




low information voters -


TAGS: low info voters
Rating: 5/5

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Ron2 - February 22, 2014, 5:30 am
You have the right to be represented by your peers. By electing this idiot... the idiots are represented.


FIZBO THE CLOWN - Instructs liberals to what direction out country need to go to.




LET'S SEE..... - He's dead. Killed by the U.S. Navy. Any more questions? Now can address the unemployment situation?




GREAT BRITAIN - One of many U.S. allies insulted by The Clown.




Welfare -




LOW INFORMATION -




OBAMA AND IRAN -




DEAR 47% - Please take a one way trip to your fantasy land of Russia. And take The Clown w/you, he's not wanted here either.




THE FUTURE - I see more low information voters




CURTAIN CALL - For a very bad act.




YEAH - its exactly like this!




THE REASON WE HAVE A CONSTITUTION - is to protect us from what is currently happening....


TAGS: low info voters
Rating: 4.43/5

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JGalt - January 20, 2013, 8:23 pm
thang-Q, 1 point sniper for not believing in our constitution, you commie!


Power -




AND WE WILL - Run on his record, which is horrendous.




JUST SAYIN - low information politicians got us into the messes we are in- they never solve them, they create them


TAGS: low info politicians
Rating: 4.14/5

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Renza - February 20, 2013, 8:02 am
Who said the plan and what was it exactly? This seems like something people should have heard of by now.


LOW INFORMATION VOTERS - Elect low information politicians!




HOWS THAT HOPEY CHANGEY - Thing going for you now, low info liberal voters???




IN A POST-APOCALYPTIC WORLD.. - its easy to take care of low information voters


TAGS: low info voters
Rating: 3.67/5

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ipaprime - February 21, 2013, 9:33 am
ty
JGalt - February 21, 2013, 6:40 am
at least someone is understanding the humor here! LOL
JGalt - February 21, 2013, 6:39 am
and more than once too!
ipaprime - February 20, 2013, 10:34 pm
het the dead always get to vote
Renza - February 20, 2013, 8:27 pm
1 - the implication of murder seems a bit ridiculous. Especially if you happen to be one of the many anti-abortionists out there 2 - I don't think there will really be much of any voters in a post-apocalyptic world.


Obama's Costume -




'MURICA: KING OF THE LOW INFORMATION IDIOTS -


TAGS: america low information voters
Rating: 2.39/5

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blesic - September 6, 2014, 5:54 pm
Guns in schools are an unfortunate necessity. How else do you ensure that a classmate (or teacher) pay up after the conclusion of a drug deal?
birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 11:31 am
What about the normal people who want guns in schools (like they used to be)?
JGalt - July 26, 2014, 8:47 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T3dHkEKE-k


Liberals are rioting -




YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS CRAP UP - 10/22/11,Zucotti Park: A huge flat screen TV goes up for pajama night with popcorn for OWS "campers".




10/15/11: COMMUNIST PARTY OF AMERICA ENDORSES OWS - The same OWS endorsed by Obama. We now have a direct tie between The Clown and Communism, a surprise to no one.




ENDS - November 2012.




The Idiocy Of Liberalism -




SUPERMAN-MAN OF STEEL - Wisdom of Solomon




LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT - China is launching rockets. U.S. astronauts are hitch-hiking with the Russian space program. Screw The Clown!




The 'Logic' Of Trump Supporters -




Stupid Trump Quote #97 -




Donald Trump: Unfit For Command -




ANY REPUBLICAN 47% OBAMA 41% - I guess I'll run......




DEMOCRAT CONTROLLED SENATE - defeats The Clown's public union sector bill (a.k.a jobs bill). Remember that when he tries to blame the GOP.




AND MICHIGAN FANS - Voting for Woody Hayes.




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